Anti-Friedberg Seltzer Stamp

Those two are not only ruining the good name of filmmaking but taking a huge shit on the spoof genre.

What else can I say? They're the guys that gave us Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie and a bunch of other shit that I don't even want to think about.

These guys have NO FREAKIN' idea how to make a good comedy! All they do is throw shit at you on screen and hope that you laugh at it. "Hey, you want a poop joke? Here you go! You want a dick joke? Here you go! You want a pop culture reference joke? Here you go! You want some slapstick? Here you go! Oh, laugh! Laugh! Laugh! It's funny, right?! It's funny, right?!" But the thing is... it's not! It is not! It's just desperation to get a laugh from you. You want to have a good comedy? You want to get real laughs? Actually build up your jokes. Don't just throw us slapstick, after slapstick, pop-culture references, after pop-culture references weight to them.

It pains me in my heart to know that they're still making spoof films to this day. I remember when they released a new one called "Superfast!" on Netflix, and as you can tell it's supposed to be parodying the whole Fast and Furious franchise. "Oh, it's so funny! Look at what we can do!" I have not watched it and I will not. I REFUSE to watch it. I cannot believe they're still making films. Who gives them a budget?! Who actually sits down and says "You know, after all the shitty movies you made and after all the bad publicity your films got...what the hell, here have a million dollars! In fact, have ten million dollars! Make your shitty film!" Who is just throwing away all this money?! We could use that money for so much better things and yet you're giving these fuckers money to make shitty films?!

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's jokes will only make toddlers laugh and these two just need to burn in Hell. That's all I gotta say.